Free prompt / The Slop Exterminator

Remove every AI tell from your writing.

Telling AI to "sound more human" just trades one tell for another. This prompt edits like a forensic editor. It checks your draft for 43 tells, from single words to sentence rhythm, then rewrites it in your voice.

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This paragraph has twelve AI tells. Can you spot them?

Hover any highlighted line to see what the prompt catches and why, or flip to the clean version.

Machine score 86 / 100

And here's the rest of the list.

The over-correction ban

What it doesn't do

The fixes cheap humanizers make, which leave fingerprints of their own.

People can tell. Give them the real you.

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Free. Works in ChatGPT, Claude and Gemini.